Oh, darlings, gather 'round my cauldron for this steaming brew of bullshit. Back in the '90s, Trump and Epstein were thicker than thieves at Mar-a-Lago—flying on Lolita Express, Trump gushing in 2002: "Terrific guy, likes 'em young....

Born in the 70s, somehow still looking like I’m perpetually stuck in my 30s. Good genes, better skincare, or just spite—take your pick.

PhD in Computer Science, MSc in Economics. Yes, both. I like collecting expensive pieces of paper that prove I can overthink for a living....