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The guarantee There will be election fraud. I guarantee it. Somewhere, a ballot will be wrong, a signature will be sloppy, and a cable host will treat it like the fall of Rome. The guarantee is the easy part. Human beings run elections. Human beings also misfile taxes, marry the wrong cousin at...

The consult I did ask. Out loud, to a language model, which is what passes for a second opinion once the group chat has already voted. So, Dr. AI. Finish it in the house style: dark, dry, and rude enough to count. Everyone in the room already knows the machine has no license, no couch, and no p...

Christian in name only Ken Paxton is the Attorney General of Texas, which is a funny job for a man whose own office eventually treated him like a case file. He sells the usual package: church, family, law and order, the works. The public record sells a different package. An affair he admitted. A...

On X the wars went quiet and## the feed filled up with trans children and whether God is binary. A dark look at news that is not news. You can change the fonts, the layout, the bio, the banner crop, the whole cheap costume of a personal site. The one thing that stays is the dark humor, because t...

“Saving money for the distant future is pointless with the advent of super intelligent abundance” Musk said it in the way a weather report announces the hurricane already on the porch. Saving money for the distant future is pointless with the advent of super intelligent abundance. The distant fu...

The SI Hoax! There Is Nothing Intelligent in AI! And Why Everybody That Does Not Understand That AI in the End Is Just a Big Database That Speaks Our Language Is an Idiot! Congratulations, you’ve wandered into the last remaining corner of the internet where we still admit the obvious: the empero...

🩸 Trump Wanted Cheap Blood Diesel Before the Midterms. It Is Already Too Late. Donald Trump got on the phone with Vladimir Putin and came back with a shopping list. Three hundred thousand tonnes of Russian diesel now, five hundred thousand in November, another million after that, and three milli...

🧠 Autism: Musk and I Share Something, and Why RFK Jr. Is Clueless There is a particular flavor of public commentary that treats an entire neurological category as a single ruined potato. In April 2025, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. stood at a briefing on CDC autism nu...

📜 Columbus Day: The Man Who Missed the Continent and Found a Genocide Every October the United States takes a day to celebrate a man who never reached North America, never understood where he was, and left a paper trail of brutality that would get a modern contractor blacklisted. The people who...

🇺🇸 America: From Leader of the Free World to Putin’s Diesel Errand Boy Once upon a time the United States liked to pretend it was the indispensable leader of the free world. That was the story it sold itself and everyone else: beacon of democracy, defender of elected governments, the big country...